DAD, I'M BUSTING FOR A POO!!

This was how the conversation wentโ€ฆโฃ
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๐’๐จ๐ง - โ€˜๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ, ๐˜โ€™๐˜ฎ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜งโ€™โฃ
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๐ƒ๐š๐ โ€“ โ€˜๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ, ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆโ€™โฃ
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๐’๐จ๐ง โ€“ โ€˜๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฅ?โ€™โฃ
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(Whilst making poo cramp sounds and walking)โฃ
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๐ƒ๐š๐ โ€“ โ€˜๐˜โ€™๐˜ฎ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿถโ€ฆ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿถ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ!โ€™โฃ
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This was the 30 seconds of dialogue I heard, โฃ
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As son and dad slowly, but urgently passed us โฃ
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While we casually strolled through the hotelโ€ฆโฃ
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This poor dad, carrying a fair amount of weight, โฃ
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Was writing himself off at 50!!โฃ
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And it made me thinkโ€ฆโฃ
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๐—ช๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ข๐Ÿ ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง? โฃ
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A fire engulfing his house?โฃ
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His kiddo getting caught in a beach current? โฃ
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Thank god it was only a massive pool of shit on the floor that was being risked here โฃ
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Being of a healthy weight is not just about healthโฃ
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Itโ€™s not just about confidence and feeling goodโฃ
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๐ˆ๐“โ€™๐’ ๐€๐๐Ž๐”๐“ ๐๐‘๐€๐‚๐“๐ˆ๐‚๐€๐‹๐ˆ๐“๐˜! โฃ
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Whether your kids desperately need a pooโฃ
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OR you need to save them from something more dangerousโฃ
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๐๐ž๐ข๐ง๐  ๐€๐๐‹๐„ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ค๐ž๐ฒ โฃ
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It gives you a sense of freedomโฃ
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Knowing that you can do stuff that could one day be very importantโ€ฆ

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